Tremke: Take sip of soda

You take a sip of the unlabeled soda to find it's not diet. What a monstrosity this is! How dare someone leave soda with no label out in the open for some unsuspecting troll to drink. You've always had diet soda since you can remember and have tried normal on several occasions, all of which have equated to a situation where you find yourself in now: spitting and spewing the tasteless liquid all over the place and making a sticky mess.
/scene

Man, I love me diet soda. I really dislike the taste of normal soda. :c NO IDEA WHY
It must be the sugars. SUGARSSS

Trolls (c) Andrew Hussie